More tranny stories later!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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