It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
