better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So many bounce houses so little time
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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