We won't sleep together?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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