Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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