margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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