So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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