Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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