am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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