NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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