you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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