Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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