So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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