My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just saw a hot homeless man
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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