Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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