you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i dont even know how to be here
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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