My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Is it because I queefed?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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