Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
soo... how was my night?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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