Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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