Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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