Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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