I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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