How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We had to coat check the pizza.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
