Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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