Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I love having hate sex.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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