kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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