Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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