sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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