did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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