They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I am available for nakedness
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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