She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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