My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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