I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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