walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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