1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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