the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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