it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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