You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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