before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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