I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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