just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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