gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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