You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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