Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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