shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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