HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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