About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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