You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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