How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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