why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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