She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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