the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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