That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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