last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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