I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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